Just joking of course, because this isn't Cauliflower at all! It's some kind of fungus I found growing in the remains of the base of a trunk of a Traveller's Palm that used to be growing in our back yard.
I suppose all the wet weather we've been having over the last few months has caused it's growth, coz I've never seen it there before.
Doesn't it look amazingly like the vegetable? Even the correct colour too!
mmmmm, yumm ;^)))))))
(Any clue would be appreciated)